239 Wetting Pants
omplish this," Xia Tian said without much concern. Ever since coming down the mountain, he had treated patients with acupuncture and never prescribed any medicine. It wasn’t that he couldn’t write pre...Chapter 239: Wetting Pants UNTRANSLATEDNOVEL.COM
The moment this guy waved his hand, three people immediately ran over and started to egg him on.
"Of course I saw it! Brother, your charisma is too strong. This beauty bumped into you on purpose!"
"That's right, I also saw clearly that the lady bumped into you."
"Brother, being hit by a beautiful woman, how lucky are you"
With these three men backing him up, this guy naturally felt even more smug. He looked at Mu Han with a lecherous grin: "Beautiful lady, there are so many people watching us now. Haven't I been fair to you"
A number of onlookers gathered around them for the spectacle, but no one spoke up since it was obvious that these four men were in cahoots with each other.
Mu Han frowned slightly and said coldly, "You guys are still young. I don't want to argue with you. Move aside."
The four of them were indeed not old, appearing to be around fifteen or sixteen years old. They all wore T-shirts and jeans, and had the same hairstyle—short haircuts that gave off a slightly disreputable impression.
"Beautiful lady, you haven't tried it yet, how can you know we're young"
"That's right, beautiful lady, why don't you try We definitely aren't small."
"Not only is it not small, but also not short!"
"It's not just long, it's very long indeed, hehe!"
The four men were giggling and saying these frivolous remarks. The surrounding male crowd wore ambiguous expressions, clearly understanding the implications behind what they said.
"I have given you a chance, but you failed to cherish it." Mu Han smiled lightly and suddenly kicked the nearest youth down with her foot before stepping forward and casually elbowing another person away, then she leaped up in mid-air and performed a series of kicks that knocked down the last two individuals.
The crowd was momentarily stunned. So this beautiful lady knew martial arts!
She landed lightly on the ground and placed her foot on the chest of the first youth: "Now, do you want to get up and leave yourselves or would you like me to continue hitting you with my high heels"
"Um, miss, it was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..." The youth whose chest Mu Han stepped on had a slightly pale face while the other three had already gotten up from the ground preparing to run away.
"Leave!" Mu Han retracted her foot and barked sharply.
The youth quickly got up from the ground, gave a signal to his companions, turned around, and wanted to run away. They couldn't maintain their face after attempting to tease this lady only to be beaten by her; they wouldn’t want to stay here for people to point fingers at them later on either. It was best if they left as soon as possible.
"Hey, all of you stand still!" At that moment, Xia Tian spoke up.
Hearing this, the crowd realized that the commotion wasn't about to end anytime soon.
The four unfortunate guys naturally turned around to look at Xia Tian when they heard this. The guy in charge looked a bit angry: "The beauty said she doesn't care, what else do you want"
"My wife not caring doesn't mean I don't care. You fools were harassing my wife on the street. If I don’t care, am I still a man" Xia Tian seemed very dissatisfied. "Just now, my wife was disciplining you guys, so I didn’t interfere. Now that my wife is done with her lesson, it’s our turn to teach you a lesson."
Surprisingly, the men and women watching thought what Xia Tian said made sense. How could he not care if his woman was harassed Of course, when they heard this, many of the men became even more envious of Xia Tian. Such a beautiful woman is actually this guy’s wife. There's no justice in this world. Why does it always seem that pretty flowers end up with mediocre people these days Is it really because the man provides nourishment for the flower to bloom even more brilliantly
"Damn, don’t think you’re great just because your wife knows martial arts. If you’ve got guts, fight us one-on-one without her help!" The guy in charge said angrily.
Given Xia Tian’s physique, no one would have imagined that he knew martial arts. This person also didn’t believe he was so unlucky as to encounter two people who knew martial arts. Martial artists were rare these days, and many of them only knew fancy moves without real skill. The chance of encountering a couple who actually practiced true martial arts was like winning the lottery.
"Alright then, I’ll fight you one-on-one!" Xia Tian beckoned to the guy with his finger. "Idiot, come on, let’s get started!"
The idiot raised his hand and said, “Brothers, attack together!”
“Didn’t you say you wanted a one-on-one fight” Someone watching couldn't take it anymore. What kind of people were these guys They just agreed to a one-on-one fight but now they want to gang up on him.
"All four of us fighting one person is called a one-on-one match!" the idiot argued confidently.
“Actually, I prefer group fights,” Xia Tian yawned. "Hurry up so I can take on all of you at once."
"Damn, this guy really thinks he’s great! Is it impressive to have a pretty wife who knows martial arts Brothers, let's beat him!" The idiot in charge was jealous and charged forward along with the other three men, ready to thrash Xia Tian for showing off his beautiful wife.
Mu Han couldn't help but shake his head and moved aside, allowing these guys to face the beating.
"Snap snap snap snap..." Everyone could hear a series of crisp slapping sounds. Then they saw Xia Tian standing on the spot while those four guys lined up like students undergoing training. Xia Tian was continuously waving his hand, giving each one of them a slap in turn. In the blink of an eye, everyone had received over ten slaps and the sound of slapping still hadn't stopped.
"Brother, please stop, I'm sorry..."
"Boss, let us go, we won't dare to tease your wife again..."
"Boss, boss, consider me as a fart and release me..."
"I beg you brother, I can't take it anymore, my teeth are about to fall out..."
The four of them stood there wailing pitifully.
"So weak!" Xia Tian finally stopped, looking at the four with a disdainful expression. "Can’t your faces be thicker Then you could have endured more hits."
The four were speechless and their tears wouldn't come; they already had thick enough faces. If not for that thickness, how could they dare to tease a woman in broad daylight
"Husband, forget it, we still need to go shopping," Mu Han finally showed some kindness.
The four of them immediately looked at Mu Han with gratitude, she was truly like the Virgin Mary!
"How can I let him go after he dared to flirt with my wife" Ka Xia Tian disagreed. The four men looked at Ka Xia Tian in sorrow and anger; this guy was Satan!
Ka Xia Tian saw the Coke cup on the ground and noticed a vending machine selling Coke not far away. He then had an idea.
"Hey, do you guys want to leave now" Ka Xia Tian asked.
The four men nodded urgently. Of course they wanted to leave! Correction, they wanted to run; walking was too slow!
"Each of you go and buy a Coke first," said Ka Xia Tian.
"Coke" The four men looked at each other. Did this guy want to drink Coke because he was thirsty
"Hey, why are you standing there Don’t you want to leave" complained Ka Xia Tian.
The four men hurriedly ran over to the vending machine and returned with a Coke in hand within less than a minute. However, they did not attempt to run away at this point because the vending machine was too close by; they believed that Ka Xia Tian could easily catch up to them anytime.
People watching from the side found it strange why Ka Xia Tian needed Coke and looked at him in confusion. Not only were the onlookers puzzled, even Mu Han was confused as well. Even if this pervert wanted to drink Coke, he would not need four cups of it, right
At that moment, Ka Xia Tian grabbed two Cokes from two people and suddenly splashed them at another person. Before the other two could react, he took their Cokes as well and threw them at someone else.
Mu Han was speechless while watching this scene unfold, but onlookers started to admire Ka Xia Tian for his creativity. This guy was too talented; he really came up with such a creative way of tormenting others.
To splash someone's face with liquor, juice, coffee or similar things is something often seen on TV and occasionally in real life. If one were to splash a large cup of Coke over those four guys' faces during summer, they wouldn't think it’s clever; instead, summer made them believe that he was talented because he splashed the coke over their crotches!
The effect of a large cup of coke being poured down someone's trousers is obvious. Those four people walking on the street would definitely make others think they had wet themselves. At this moment, some bystanders couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
Mu Han’s mouth corners involuntarily curved up slightly; this pervert was really quite mischievous.
The four guys seemed to be standing there dumbly. Had it not been for their faces already being red from being slapped by summer, they would certainly have had some interesting expressions at that moment.
However, summer appeared very satisfied with his work; he waved his hand and said, "Alright, you four morons can leave now!"
The moment those words were out of his mouth, the miserable victims finally reacted. They shot a resentful look at summer before turning around and running away without another word. The surrounding crowd started to laugh loudly.
"Wife, shall we continue our shopping" Summer casually wrapped an arm around Mu Han’s slim waist, ignoring those who enjoyed watching others’ misfortunes and strolled forward confidently.
Not long after they walked a few dozen meters forward, Mu Han felt her phone vibrating. She pulled out the phone to see that familiar number displayed on it; her expression changed involuntarily.
"Husband, I need to take this call!" Mu Han flirtatiously smiled at summer and broke free from his embrace, walking into a nearby mall. She casually picked up an item of clothing before entering the fitting room, shutting the door behind her before pressing the接聽鍵 on her phone.
"When do you plan to act" The moment she answered the call, a man’s voice came from the other end of the line.
"You said you would give me three days," Mu Han replied softly; she felt that this person was urging her to hurry up, which made her feel somewhat uncomfortable.or help, he naturally needed to be here.Summer just hung up the phone when Leng Bingbing frowned and asked, "Who are you inviting over""It's Su Xiaocan. That big fat guy said he wants to lose weight,...