312 Drinking water also causes diarrhea
is behind this. For now, you just stay at a hotel and don’t let anyone from the Discipline Inspection Commission find you until I can figure things out.” There was a brief pause as the voice on the o...City Flower Protection Expert 312: Even Drinking Water Causes Diarrhea
Hearing Xia Tian's voice, Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li couldn't help but turn around. After looking around and finding no one else nearby, they immediately understood that the two idiots Xia Tian was referring to were them.
"What do you want now" Su Ziqiang glared at Xia Tian angrily. Although he was somewhat intimidated by Xia Tian, being loudly called an idiot wasn't something he could ignore if he wanted to maintain his identity as Su Ziqiang.
Xia Tian came over with Mu Han, who was almost asleep in his arms. Lazily, he said, "Nothing much. I'm just kindly reminding you two idiots not to eat breakfast later."
"What's it to you if we have breakfast" Su Ziqiang was irritated.
"Oh, right, it’s none of my business." Xia Tian suddenly acted swiftly, using his almost invisible speed to prick both Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li with needles. He then glared at Su Ziqiang angrily, "Then what's it to you if I check into a room with my wife Why did you call two police officers to disturb us"
Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li exchanged a glance, their faces changing slightly as they couldn't figure out how Xia Tian knew about this.
"I don’t know what you're talking about!" Su Ziqiang tried to stay calm and decided not to admit it, confident that Xia Tian had no evidence.
Xia Tian looked at Su Ziqiang with disdain: "Pathetic. You can't even admit to something you've done. Let me tell you now: When you find out later that everything you eat will cause diarrhea, including drinking water, don’t question it because it’s my doing."
Seeing Mu Han had fallen asleep in his arms, Xia Tian carefully lifted her up and said to Su Ziqiang, "I'm too tired to deal with your nonsense. I'll take my wife back to our room now."
Xia Tian left immediately without even waiting for the elevator, swiftly disappearing from Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li's sight.
Su Ziqiang and Zhang Li exchanged glances, standing there for nearly half a minute before turning around to enter the restaurant.
The two of them selected their breakfast, found an empty table, and were just about to start eating when Zhang Li suddenly stopped with her food halfway to her mouth.
"Ziqiang, what did he mean by what he said" Zhang Li asked, looking slightly worried.
Su Ziqiang had already stuffed half a doughnut in his mouth and only paused now to ask, "What did he say"
"He was the one who said that whatever we eat will come out the other end, even water!" Zhang Li hesitated with her food, unsure if it was true or not.
"How could that be possible He's just trying to scare us so we don't have breakfast. I definitely don't believe him." Su Ziqiang acted unconcerned and stuffed the rest of his doughnut into his mouth.
"But you said he was quite formidable, didn't you" Zhang Li remained worried; back then when Su Ziqiang lost to Xia Tian in front of her, he had described Xia Tian as extremely powerful so that she would understand it wasn't because he was weak but rather due to the opponent's strength.
However, Su Ziqiang himself did not really believe Xia Tian was that strong. Instead, Zhang Li seemed somewhat convinced, leading to her being even more concerned now while Su Ziqiang didn’t think much of it. To him, Xia Tian was merely someone who could fight well.
"Even if he is formidable, there’s no way he can make us have diarrhea randomly," said Su Ziqiang dismissively; after all, Xia Tian hadn't even touched them yet.
Poor Su Ziqiang didn’t know that in reality, Xia Tian had already made contact with them, albeit so quickly that it went unnoticed by him.
"That’s true," Zhang Li felt reassured hearing what Su Ziqiang said.
Zhang Li picked up her chopsticks again and was about to start eating breakfast when she suddenly heard a gurgling sound. She then saw Su Ziqiang's face change dramatically, and he hurriedly put down his chopsticks and got up to leave.
"Ziqiang, what’s wrong" Zhang Li asked anxiously.
"I need to go to the bathroom..." Su Ziqiang said urgently as he turned around. Immediately afterward, Zhang Li heard another series of gurgling sounds, followed by a foul smell spreading in the air.
"Ziqiang, you… " Zhang Li covered her nose with one hand and stared at Su Ziqiang in disbelief. She clearly saw that Su Ziqiang's pants were wet; he had actually let go right there in his pants.
At this moment, everyone in the dining hall was staring at Su Ziqiang with astonishment, mixed with disgust and contempt. The unbearable stench quickly filled the room as Su Ziqiang continued to relieve himself uncontrollably.
"Summer, I’ll get you for this!" Su Ziqiang shouted inwardly, feeling so humiliated that he wanted nothing more than to find a hole and crawl into it.
While Zhang Li was relieved she hadn’t eaten yet, she now dared not touch any food out of fear of public humiliation.
After an unknown period of sleep, Xia Tian woke up due to the sound of his phone ringing.
Picking up the phone, he saw that it was a call from Zhao Qingqing and hung up without hesitation—he was in bed with his wife and had no intention of talking to Zhao Qingqing.
Just as he hung up, however, Zhao Qingqing called again.
Xia Tian cut the call once more; then, shortly afterward, she phoned yet again.
Summer finally answered the call, angrily saying to the phone: "ZHAO Qingqing, if you call again, I'll beat you up!"
"Master, even if you beat me, I still have to make this call!" ZHAO Qingqing didn’t seem afraid at all.
Summer was very annoyed; he said with a bad temper: "Be careful, I’ll turn you uglier and uglify you into an actual ugly monster!"
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, I'm your future little wife anyway, so if I get uglier, it would be Master's loss." ZHAO Qingqing giggled, then said, "Master, why don’t you make me prettier"
"You're not my future little wife!" Summer said unhappily.
“But didn't Master say that only your wives can learn martial arts from you Since I have already learned it from you, how should we proceed if I am not to become your little wife” ZHAO Qingqing looked very troubled.
"In any case, I don’t want you as my wife." Summer was a bit depressed. He didn’t wish to continue arguing with ZHAO Qingqing over this issue and asked: "Hey, why did you call me If there's something urgent, say it quickly, or else I'll hang up!"
"Ah, Master, don't hang up! I have serious business to discuss," ZHAO Qingqing said hurriedly. "Is HAN sister with you"
“What’s it got to do with you” Summer asked unhappily.
“Master! Please get HAN sister back to save us, okay We three can't beat Dream Sister; we've all been bullied by her!” ZHAO Qingqing complained on the phone.
Summer felt somewhat happy: "Dream Sister is bullying you"
"Yeah, Master, if you don't bring Sister Han home, then come back and deal with Sister Meng yourself! Otherwise, Sister Meng will get bored and keep finding us to practice kung fu. We're no match for her, and she doesn't know how to hold back when she fights; someone even got their nose broken by her!" Zhao Qingqing complained loudly, "I'm not as pretty as Sister Meng anyway, so if I were disfigured, I would definitely be less attractive than her!"
Summer was even happier: "Alright then, I'll try my best to stay out late with Sister Han."
"Huh" Zhao Qingqing was stunned. "Master, how could you do this"
"I like it when people bully you; stop calling me now or else I'll have Sister Meng beat you up!" Summer cheerfully said that and hung up.
This time around, Zhao Qingqing really didn't dare to call again. She wasn't afraid of being beaten by Summer, but she was truly terrified of getting pummeled by Liu Meng.
After hanging up the phone, Summer turned around only to find that Mu Han had already woken up. She was propping herself up seductively and looking at him with a tender expression.
"Husband, if you don't want to take calls, just turn off your phone," Mu Han said softly.
"Good husbands never turn off their phones; I'm a good husband, so I won't turn mine off," Summer said seriously. "What if my wife can't find me when I do"
Mu Han didn't know what to say for a moment. What he said sounded right but coming from him it just seemed weird. Given his philandering nature, how could he be considered a good husband
Staring at Mu Han's beautiful figure, Summer muttered: "It’s lunchtime."
Mu Han was just about to get up for lunch when Summer suddenly pounced on her again and pinned her down. At this point, she finally understood that the man had turned her into his meal once more.
Su Family.
"What's up with Zi Qiang again" Su Xiaocan returned from outside and asked somewhat unhappily. As the fourth son of the Su family, Su Ziqiang had never done any proper work; instead, he always brought some trouble home now and then.
Su Junfeng glanced at the closed bathroom door with a helpless smile. "He has diarrhea!"
"Do I have to deal with his diarrhea" Su Xiaocan was not pleased. If such trivial matters required his intervention, he would never get any sleep.
"It's not ordinary diarrhea," Su Junfeng explained. "Whatever he eats comes right back out; even taking medicine causes him to vomit it up. I took him to the hospital, but they couldn't help. While receiving IV fluids, he continues to have diarrhea. In the end, we brought him home without eating or drinking anything, and his symptoms improved temporarily. He's not as severe now."
"It’s that serious" Su Xiaocan was a bit surprised. "If the hospital can't help either, why did you call me back"
“I wanted to ask you to contact Xia Tian and see if he could..." Su Junfeng hadn’t finished his sentence when Su Xiaocan cut him off: “Do you think I can just summon Xia Tian anytime Last time he treated my illness was because of good luck, but that doesn't mean he will treat anyone隨便地!”
Su Junfeng felt rather depressed. Could he not finish his sentence
Helplessly, Su Junfeng continued to explain: "According to Zi Qiang, it's because Xia Tian did something to him."
"Is Zi Qiang sick" Su Xiaocan was instantly furious. "Why would he provoke Xia Tian for no reason"Has Policewoman Sister not looked for me" Xia Tian sounded somewhat disappointed. Does Policewoman Sister not miss him"Ice Ice hasn’t called either, she seems to be quite busy recently," Qiao Xiaoqiao...